Working for Wlamrt/Sams Club for as long as I have (15 years at the end of August '09) something happens to you. I'm guessing this is the case in any job but as the years went by I looked for ways to amuse myself...sometimes I didn't even know I was doing it!
Walmart sells thousands of prodiucts and each has a name (obviously). It has to be catch and atractive, yada yada, yada. Some product names can be used in sentences. I'll give an example using laundry detergent.
The Sun was setting as the Surf hit the beach. I ran up the beach hoping, as the waves Gained on me, that All my clothes (from the 80s Era) would stay dry.
So one night I was stocking the Health and Beauty Aids (HBA), specfically adult diapers. Using all the names of products this is what Icame up with:
The Assurance you have Depends on your Poise
Yeah. I know. Way too much free time on my hands but hwat else am I gonna do while I work? So here's another one from HBA, this time using tampons.
To Stayfree you must Always be Carefree.
In order to come up with things like this you must have a very dry sense of humor and an unique brain. I have both. Some would say very unique. I say this because sometimes your brain does things without your knowledge. It will work on problems, etc. Apparently my brain was bored one day so it just started working on assembling a paragraph using baby diapers. One night at work I was pulling a pallet of infants freight out to the floor. As I dropped the pallet in front of the department the following just popped in my head:
My baby has a Dri Bottom because he's sitting on a White Cloud that's Hugging the horizon. What's special about this baby is that he has a mother who Luvs and Pampers him.
I know it's kinda crazy but that's just how my brain works. It's really great most of the time. :-)
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